The Creative Outburst of Boyet Fajardo

Posted by Silver on Mar 26, 2009 in Comedy, Commentaries and Opinions |

In times like these na there is a recession going on across the world plus my kalechehan ng ilang tao like Boyet Fajardo, nakakastress na din minsan. So when I searched over Digg.com, looking for good blogging materials, napaisip ako bigla if I want to do another commentary about the creative outburst ni Boyet Fajardo – LOL CATz style.

I love LOL catz…They never fail to make me laugh especially during the days that were gloomy for me. Alam ko. Nagkaka-kanser na ako sa issue na ito ni Boyet Fajardo plus the outrageous PR statement ng kanyang PR man, Ricky Rivera, who is the first ever to coin the term “CREATIVE OUTBURST” as a fucking lame excuse for a terrible scandal that happened at Duty Free. The firestorm went on for days and indeed, they are the laughing stock of the blogging community.

So let me add vitriol to this outrageous laughing stock.

First of all, when I heard the name BOYET FAJARDO who is said to be a fashion designer, nablanko ako. I mean, who the heck is he? All I know na fashion designers are Rajo Laurel and Inno Sotto. So when I started to think about boyet fajardo’s designs, eto ang lumabas sa isip ko:

Oh well, FASHUN BASIC…hahaha…

Pero naasar talaga ako sa ginawa nya. Gusto ko siyang sagpangin. Leche! Di ako makamove on! Hahaha…

In the depths of my imagination, I wanted to do this to him (para sa cashier na iyon)…

Okay, I am getting brutal na…Sobrang kakaasar…Magkakaroon na ata ako ng  juvenile hypertension…as you have seen sa previous posts ko.

And afterwards, Boyet Fajardo’s PR man, Ricky Rivera said the most outrageous PR term that I have ever heard on TV and seen on print: CREATIVE OUTBURST.

Kalurkey…Hahahha…Recall natin ang sinabi nya (Ricky Rivera) sa Umagang Kay Ganda:

“Figure of speech ang kanyang ginawa eh. Bilang fashion designer, artist nga, ay minsan ay nagkakaroon ng mga creative outburst dahil na rin siguro sa pagod na nafi-feel niya ng mga panahon na iyon,”

And then, he said this:

“It’s sad because this happened when there are foreigners interested in bringing a Filipino brand abroad, in Switzerland, and United Arab Emirates, because his [Fajardo’s] creations are unique.”

Finally…

“The spokesman continued on by saying that online petitioners should consider Fajardo’s rising international status before pursuing the boycott.”

Rising international status? BS. I havent heard him… Had Mr. Fajardo and this PR guy considered the human rights of the cashier before saying this on air? Parang lokohan ata ito. As I have said in Reyna Elena’s post, anong tingin nya sa atin? Elementary estowdents na madaling mauto?

Okay, let’s give credit to the guy who is the first to ever coin the term CREATIVE OUTBURST in our dick-shoenaries ( Reyna Elena , pahiram muna ng dick-shoenary mo, okay? Thanks!). I would never forget that word.

And kapag nakakita ako ng cashier who suddenly asks for my ID during credit card transactions (sorry peeps, I am not into credit cards, give me debit cards na lang…hahahha), magiging ballistic ako, paluluhurin ko ang cashier, sasabihan kong baboy ang store manager then make apologize on TV, and finally say the THE LAMEST EXCUSE OF THE YEAR: CREATIVE OUTBURST!!!

And then magiging umpisa na ito ng firestorm sa blogging community, lalamunin ako ng blogosphere, they will boycott my products and damn! wala na akong kabuhayan!! F*ck.

Okay, pero in reality, this whole CREATIVE OUTBURST excuse is THE HORSESHIT OF ALL EXCUSES (did I mention it was lame too?). Kaya remember peeps, dont do something like this. I mean, tao din ang mga cashiers. Meron mga commentators na nagsasabing customer service dito sa Philippines is the shit – which is PARTLY true lang. Hindi naman lahat ng na-eencounter kong cashiers and salesladies e masungit. Meron mga times na nakakaencounter ako ng masungit at walang pake na cashier at salesladies but it doesnt give me the right to go ballistic and make apak on their dignity.

As I read Kitty Go’s Blog, Chic Happens , lalo akong tumawa.  Why? She has her own unique take on the issue. It will definitely bust your lungs sa katatawa.

I think Mr Fajardo and his spokesman should consider a job in stand-up comedy because I’m still laughing and my new Colossal Volume mascara is running….(like the way people are from his clothes!!!)
Oh My GAWD!! My lipstick is smeared (like Boyet Fajardo’s reputation) and now I look like a clown (Mr Fajardo’s next career)!!!

Oh well…Thank you Kitty, for making my day (that’s from the heart! hahah)…
And now, this issue is going towards its funny side, Boyet Fajardo and his PR man looked like the laughing stock of the blogs today, I want you to see my current reaction right now:

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14 Comments

  • Reesie says:

    hoy silver, let’s go to the palengke and do some creative outburst over there…it would be fun yah know… we have an excuse, may jetlag tayo from the trisekil na galing pa sa tondo.. di pa tayo kumain ng kamote…kaya ang dami nating dahilan para mag-creative outburst.. di vah..ang saya saya..

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  • CAFE CIVET says:

    This PIG has no place in this world. i would love to see him go down.son of a bitch!!!.
    To those who are gonna bring this idiot to court, go ahead. Hoping somebody will start a collection/donation fo support to marvin and the security gal. I will definitely be the first one.
    Where are the abu- sayafs when they are needed?

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    Silver Reply:

    Hahaha….with pleasure roy….hahahha

    If only the PR guy thought in the first place on what are the proper words and tactics to save Boyet Fajardo’s tarnished name, then this creative outburst chorva will not happen…

    Unfortunately, damage is already ka-boom…hahaha

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  • Roy says:

    “creative outburst”

    I love the term… could actually be very positive, if only it was used in a different scenario… and not in this inappropriate event.

    now, i feel sorry for the phrase for it would never regain a positive meaning… because something is always following it… a negative stigma…

    can I say… “creative outburst” your ass!

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    Silver Reply:

    Ano ba yang creative outburst mong yan…

    hahahha….

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  • reyna elena says:

    oh, i don’t know about you people.

    when i wake up in the morning, i gotta have my coffee, otherwise, i honestly cannot do my creative outburst in the toilet.

    hahahahaha

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    Silver Reply:

    Hi Ms. Boop,

    Well, people wont get mad at him if it was not shown in the CCTV clip right? Kaya hala, nakita ng public ang kanyang animalistic behavior (and considering the luhod factor a terrible offense) kaya ayun, nag-crecreative outburst na din ang public for the lowly cashier.

    Thanks for visiting my site. :D

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  • Sandra says:

    “First of all, when I heard the name BOYET FAJARDO who is said to be a fashion designer, nablanko ako. I mean, who the heck is he? All I know na fashion designers are Rajo Laurel and Inno Sotto.”

    —likewise! i know, too, of renee salud, patis tesoro, and joe salazar. kilala ko rin ‘yung mga naging contestants sa project runway philippines but i’ve *never* *ever* heard of this boyet fajardo.

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  • Ms. Boop says:

    I once told my boss off because of her creative ouburst. Who is this Boyet Fajardo anyway? Never heard you. Hanggang Shoemart ka pa lang eh kala mo sino ka na! Nakakhiya ka. Parepareho lang ang amony ng tae natin ano! Akala mo ginto ka na. Wala kang mararating kung ganyan ang ugali mo. Talo mo pa ang walang pinagaralan. Nakatikim ka lang ng kaunting papuri eh malaki pa sa baha ang ulo mo. you give all your tribes people a bad name. Lalo ka na siguro kung naging famous US designer ka. Malunod ka sa sarili mong dumi. Tou are heck of an a**h***. Hindi ka ba tinuruan ng mga magulang mo.

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  • macallister says:

    we should go on campaigning to boycott his designs!so that he wont have an excuse na porket designer ad stressed lagi e pwde na yun naku ha!gimme a break!LOL

    hayy im so hating him,for what he did!mapagmataas!bakit ba may ganyang mga tao!

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  • Silver says:

    Kurak gurl!!!

    Sige, mag-creative outburst din tayo…kala nila sila lang huh?

    Leche! sila…hahahhaha….

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    Silver Reply:

    Hi Sandra..

    Thanks for visiting my site. Unfortunately though, instead of gaining fame in the world of fashion, Boyet Fajardo gain notoriety because of his misbehavior. :D

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  • Silver says:

    Hi Cafe Civet!

    Thanks for leaving your comments here. This incident is teaching us not to step into someone’s dignity then make excuse of CREATIVE OUTBURST. :)

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  • Silver says:

    Hi macallister,

    thanks for visiting my site… I agree with the boycott. That will teach this dumbass boyet fajardo a lesson…hahahah…

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